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Transcript from the 6:00 p.m. Edition of Cable-TV CNN
October 31, 1980:
BILL BLANK, CNN ANCHOR: And this just in from Godric's Hollow. This is breaking news and so the details are still sketchy, but we do have a camera crew and reporter on the scene. Louisa, Louisa are you there? Louisa Philmont our London correspondent reporting from the scene in Godric's Hollow, England. Louisa -
LOUISA PHILMONT, TV CNN REPORTER: I'm here Bill, sorry, massive chaos here. You can't imagine! As you can see behind me we have about three fire engines, dozens of police and rescue officials and what local government officials are telling us is that a house exploded where no one knew a house was.
BILL: I'm sorry, you said - what?
LOUISA: That's right, Bill. Witnesses here at the scene describe hearing a massive explosion in what locals here call “Griffin's Meadow” and when the first responders arrived they found the smoking remains of a large cottage - hold on, Bill, here is one of the eye witnesses, I'm sorry, tell me your name?
MARSHAL MAXWELL THE THIRD: I'm Marshall Maxwell the Third, I live over behind the Dixon Hill Dam on the south side of Perkins Pond, out there beyond the Misty Grove in the …
LOUISA: Yes, thank you, Mr. Maxwell. Right. So can you tell us what you saw and heard?
MAXWELL: Please call me Max, all me friends do. Right. So I was standing in me kitchen making a pot of tea, Earl Grey hot by the way, when I suddenly heard an explosion that knocked me Great Aunt Bessie's antique tea kettle onto the floor where the snout - well that's what we call it around here, not spout, but snout - broke off and I started swearing up a blue streak.
LOUISA: Yes …
Max: Right. So when I'm done swearing I go running outside and I see this gigantic fireball over there beyond Perkins Pond and I'm thinking, what is it now? We had a gas works here for decades, but after Thatcher came in their moving it over to Surrey. We all lost our jobs then, it was terrible. Horrible. Think that Thatcher woman will be the end of us, what Brezhnev will do to her, I don't know, but then, what do I know? Miss Merpole, my housekeeper thinks that she's a fine Prime Minister but I ---
LOUISA: Thank you, Mr. Max - Max. So you saw the fireball and then what happened?
MAX: Right. Well, I go running over there thinking, well what the hell happened? Well, I had some other choice words but I probably shouldn't say them on international television news - bloody hell, this is CNN, I don't even have cable and I've heard of CNN. Right. So, where was I? Fireball. It took me a while to get over there, haven't been down there in years especially with some of them stories going around that the place being haunted, but you know what they say about stupid stories. Hold it, I was there last week. Though of course, tonight is Halloween. Of course, we don't make it into the big holiday it is in the States, now do we, I was there about ten years ago and you would have thought it was Christmas' evil twin they way they go on about it. Me? I prefer Bonfire night - that's what I think is …
LOUISA: And so you arrive in Godric's Hollow and what do you see?
MAX: Right. So I see the smoldering remains of a f***(bleaped) big house, the contents of the house are blown everywhere, in the trees, up the mountain, floating in Perkins Pond, I found a brown stick-thing that look like it had been widdled by some Boy Scout for a badge, felt kind of funny when I picked it up so I threw it into the ashes.
LOUISA: What happened to the occupants of the house?
MAX: Well, now that's the funny thing. I could have sworn I saw some people but now I can't quite remember. Me brain feels foggy. I was over there back at the grove walking by the pond and then I was here and I can't remember exactly how I got here. Maybe I got shocked or something.
LOUISA: Shocked?
MAX: Well, yeah. I mean, didn't anybody tell you? There ain't no house here, there ain't never been no house here. I was driving by here just yesterday on my way to visit Penelope Fisher, my fiancé who lives down in Gasset and I drove right by here and it was as it always is. Griffin's Meadow here in Godric's Hollow - me and Penelope, we were here just last week for a little stroll if you know what I mean, and there it was, not here. It as just me and Pen---
LOUISA: What wasn't?
MAX: This house - I mean look at how big it was. I think we'd all remember a house of this size and they say it was very old. I say, hell no, what you are you smoking?
LOUISA: Bill, I'm going to have the camera man turn the camera toward the explosion site and you can see the remains of what officials tell me was a medium sized three story 17th century cottage house- there is even signs of a thatch roof, which is extraordinary since by all account there has never been a house here.
MAX: It could be we are all bewitched.
LOUISA : Sorry?
MAX: Told you, stories, this place is haunted by all sorts of spirits, evil and otherwise. Can't figure out the house though. That's a stumper.
LOUISA: Right. Thank you, Mr. Maxwell. So, Bill------
MAX: And the thing is, I swore I saw some people - robed sort of like, and people flying around on broomsticks, yes. And there was this one guy in a long white robe with a long white beard and he had this bundle and he handed it to this gigantic man, sh**(bleep), he must have been eight or ten feet tall, huge - and this giant guy he gets on a motorcycle and flies off into space.
LOUISA: Right, thank you, Mr. Maxwell - Bill?
MAX: Then this other guy - he was the one who came on the motorcycle, just flew in, right there, he starts yelling at this big old rat right there by that tree and swearing and laughing and you know, I'm not one to speak ill of crazy people, I'm not sure I really know what crazy people are - but he sure looked crazy to me. Then he just vanished. And so did that rat. Shazam. Then this other guy, in a long black robe with a big long nose and long black hair - he starts walking toward me and well, I don't remember too much until about five minutes ago.
LOUISA: Right, thank you, Mr. Maxwell - Bill?
MAX: Then I heard someone behind me - couldn't see him, but I heard him say “He's dead. The baby killed him.”
LOUISA: Sorry?
MAX: Right. “Baby,” he said - thought at first the guy was talking to me and I was going to slug him into next week. Then I heard him say, that someone was dead, you know who or something, and the baby killed him.
LOUISA: Are you on medication, Mr. Maxwell?
MA: Sorry?
LOUISA : If not, I should be. Bill?
BILL: Louisa, I'm sorry, we didn't catch that last part.
LOUISA: Wrapping up, Bill. Massive explosion rocks Godric Hollow. There is no sign of any casualties, just a big old house left in ruins. Officials are investigating the cause of the explosion and we'll have an update on the 10:00 news wrap-up tonight. Back to you, Bill in Atlanta.
MAX: Harry Potter.
LOUISA : Back to you, Bill.
MAX: Harry Potter. They said his name was Harry Potter. Harry -
LOUISA: Back to you in the studio, Bill. This is Louisa Philmont reporting live from Godric's Hollow, England.
MAX: Harry ---
BILL: Uh, thanks, Louisa, for that report. Stay safe.